mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via kirafloyd696)







I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven




In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.



this week on: britan thinks its special

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You know what really pisses me off? The world, and everything in it. I try so hard to be a damn good person and get nothing out of it. I can name countless times where I had the opportunity to do something that would horribly affect someone, but didn’t just for the sake of doing the right thing. And I’m not complaining because I made that choice, but still can the universe just cut me some slack, why cant other people be plagued with this willingness of always acting in a just manner? WHY ON EARTH DOES IT SEEM LIKE I’M THE ONLY HUMAN BEING ON EARTH THAT DIDN’T GET THE MEMO TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE 24/7? Trust me I’m not saying that I’m miss goody two-shoes because trust me when it comes to goodness, I lack plenty of it. But why do I feel as though I’m the only person trying? Wow now I sound like some stupid child who feels as though the world owes them something for simply being nice. I know it doesn’t work that way, but that doesn’t mean I feel any better.

To the guy who willingly took my phone, said he was gonna give it back then disappeared with no trace I hope your happy. But know that your happiness will be short lived because I rarely let things go, and I’m not about to let you think that you’ve got away with being a cunt.

"If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

One of the most eye opening things I’ve read in a while (via agirlnamedally)

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"Don’t leave a girl you need, for a girl you want."

Frank Ocean (via usvojena)

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do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

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